From the filmmaking geniuses that brought you crap thrice before comes the cinematic juggernaut, crap. Nearly two years in the making with a budget of 75 million rubles, crap brings to the silver screen the true story of a boy and the crap that is his life. With more shit than shit, more number fours than number two and if you're looking for boobs, forget about it. Crap is guaranteed to be the most stolen item at the video store this year and it will tickle your sphincter and exacerbate your duodenum. It doesn't get any better than this folks. Forget all that crap you've seen before (owl pellets). Here it is, the real thing in bold helvetica. New crap for the double O penny. The genius contained in this little black box is blinding. You are not ready. Hold your penis and spin around three times. Stuff your face with wolf scat. Cut off your arms and beat yourself. Kosick will shine your chest. Dissect a raccoon. Go suck on a horse asshole with your father.
Credits
Big Brother: Crap Cast
| Name |
Character |
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Johnny Knoxville
He was 30, now 53 years old
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as Himself |
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Bam Margera
He was 21, now 45 years old
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as Himself |
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Jeff Tremaine
He was 34, now 58 years old
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as Himself |
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Dimitry Elyashkevich
He was 26, now 49 years old
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as Himself |
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Jason Acuña
He was 27, now 51 years old
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as Himself |
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Daewon Song
He was 26, now 49 years old
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as Himself |
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Tony Hawk
He was 32, now 56 years old
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as Himself |
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Rick Kosick
He was 41, now 64 years old
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as Himself |
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Larry Flynt
He was 58, now 82 years old
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as Himself |
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Eric Koston
He was 25, now 49 years old
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as Himself |
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Mike Maldonado
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as Himself |
Big Brother: Crap Crew
