Blondes Have More Guns 28 years old

A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!

Credits

Blondes Have More Guns Cast

Name Character
Elizabeth Keifer She was 34, now 63 years old as Montana Beaver-Shotz
Richard Neil as Dick Smoker
Ron Meier as Detective
André Brazeau as Captain Hook
Bernie Buttner as Dr. Hasselblad / Henry
Derek-James Yee as Tom Woo
Gloria Lusiak as Dakota Beaver
Denise Gernandt as Bouncer
Brian A. York as The Doctor
Karl-Heinz Teuber He was 88, 53 years old when he died as Montana's Father
Ramona Lisa was 12, now 40 years old as Patricia Martin
Michael McGaharn as Harry Bates

Blondes Have More Guns Crew

Name Department
George Merriweather as Director. Directing
George Merriweather as Writer. Writing
Dan Goodman as Writer. Writing
Mary Guthrie as Writer. Writing
Blondes Have More Guns poster
Blondes Have More Guns (28 years)

  • Release day: Friday, February 16, 1996
  • Runtime: 90 minutes