Diamond Zero 19 years old

A daft doctor concocts an offbeat scheme to make millions after he happens upon a method of turning cremated human remains into diamonds. But when the sawbones hires a pair of hapless thieves to collect the raw material, a string of calamities ensues in their insane efforts to pilfer the ashes of prominent and historic figures. Tippi Hedren, Bronson Pinchot, Richard Moll and Joan Van Ark head the cast in this inky morality yarn.

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Diamond Zero Cast

Name Character
Tippi Hedren She was 75, now 94 years old as Eleanor Kelly
Joan Van Ark She was 61, now 81 years old as The Hemingway Diamond
Tuesday Knight She was 36, now 55 years old as Lil
Leo Rossi He was 58, now 78 years old as Augustine Garza
Joseph Ruskin He was 81, 89 years old when he died as Quentin Leeds
Van Epperson He was 48, now 67 years old as Arnie Crump
Richard Moll He was 62, now 81 years old as Detective Jackson
Darin Heames
Timothy McNeil He was 47, now 66 years old as Dr. Simon Lockbuster
Bronson Pinchot He was 46, now 65 years old as Bergerac De La Houssey
Khadijah Karriem as Pamela Riggs
John Churchill as Detective Grubbs
Alan Charof as Jean

Diamond Zero Crew

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Diamond Zero (19 years)

  • Release day: Tuesday, May 24, 2005
  • Runtime: 85 minutes