Happy, Texas 24 years old

Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.

Happy, Texas

Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.

Credits

Happy, Texas Cast

Name Character
Ron Perlman He was 49, now 74 years old as Marshal Nalhober
William H. Macy He was 49, now 74 years old as Sheriff Chappy Dent
Mo Gaffney She was 41, now 66 years old as Mrs. Bromley
Ally Walker She was 38, now 63 years old as Josephine 'Joe' McClintock
M.C. Gainey He was 51, now 76 years old as Robert 'Bob' Allen Maslow
Steve Zahn He was 32, now 57 years old as Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
Illeana Douglas She was 34, now 59 years old as Doreen Schaefer
Jeremy Northam He was 38, now 62 years old as Harry Sawyer
Paul Dooley He was 71, now 96 years old as The Judge

Happy, Texas Crew

Name Department
Ed Stone as Screenplay. Writing
Phil Reeves as Screenplay. He was 53 (now 78) years old Writing
Mark Illsley as Director. He was 41 (now 66) years old Directing
Mark Illsley as Screenplay. He was 41 (now 66) years old Writing
Happy, Texas poster
Happy, Texas (24 years)

Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.

  • Release day: Friday, December 03, 1999
  • Runtime: 98 minutes
  • Budget: 1700000.00
  • Revenue: 1943649.00