How I Got Into College 35 years old
A horror story so intense, so barbaric, so frightening it will have you running for your local army recruiter.

The simple story of two young Michigan high school students, Jessica, Class President, Local Smart Girl, and object of Marlon's affections attempt to get into a small Pennsylvania college. Jessica fights off her parent's expectation of going to their alma mater of the University of Michigan, while Marlon fights his grades and SAT scores.
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How I Got Into College Cast
Name | Character |
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Lara Flynn Boyle She was 19, now 54 years old | as Jessica Kailo |
Tichina Arnold She was 19, now 55 years old | as Vera Cook |
Taylor Negron He was 31, 57 years old when he died | as Mailman |
Phil Hartman He was 40, 49 years old when he died | as Bennedict, SAT Coach |
Brian Doyle-Murray He was 43, now 79 years old | as Coach Evans |
Finn Carter She was 29, now 64 years old | as Nina Sachie |
Anthony Edwards He was 26, now 62 years old | as Kip Hammett |
Curtis Armstrong He was 35, now 71 years old | as Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter |
Richard Steven Horvitz He was 22, now 58 years old | as Young Energizer |
Susan Krebs She was 42, now 78 years old | as Mrs. Wyler, Guidance Councilor |
Nora Dunn She was 37, now 72 years old | as Francine Bauer, SAT Coach |
Nicolas Coster He was 55, now 91 years old | as Dr. Phillip Jellinak, Sr. |
Bill Raymond He was 50, now 86 years old | as Flutter |
Lisa Fuller She was 22, now 58 years old | as Game Show Hostess |
Robert Ridgely He was 57, 65 years old when he died | as George Kailo |
Richard Jenkins He was 42, now 77 years old | as Bill Browne |
Hope Marie Carlton She was 23, now 58 years old | as Game Show Hostess |
Rebecca Ferratti She was 24, now 60 years old | as Game Show Hostess |
O-Lan Jones She was 38, now 74 years old | as Sally O'Connor |
Philip Baker Hall He was 57, now 93 years old | as Dean Patterson |
Gregg Binkley He was 26, now 61 years old | as Egghead |
Micole Mercurio She was 51, 77 years old when she died | as Betty Kailo |
Dee Booher She was 37, now 73 years old | as Herself |
Christopher Rydell He was 25, now 61 years old | as Oliver |
Annie Oringer | as Jessica's Friend #2 |
Helen Lloyd Breed She was 78, 94 years old when she died | as Chancellor Joanna Holbrook |
Diane Franklin She was 27, now 63 years old | as Sharon Browne |
Gary Owens He was 53, 78 years old when he died | as Sports Announcer (voice) |
Juliet Sorci She was 9, now 45 years old | as Kiddie Koral Girl #2 |
Bob Eubanks He was 51, now 87 years old | as Himself |
Ashleigh Harris | as Kiddie Koral Girl #1 |
Stella Hall | as Woman with Lasso |
Charles Rocket He was 39, 56 years old when he died | as Leo Whitman |
Corey Parker He was 23, now 59 years old | as Marlon Browne |
Maya Lebenzon | as Jessica's Friend #1 |
How I Got Into College Crew
Name | Department |
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Kaja Fehr as Editor. She was 39 (now 74) years old | Editing |
Terrel Seltzer as Writer. | Writing |
Joseph Vitarelli as Original Music Composer. He was 28 (now 64) years old | Sound |
Elizabeth Cantillon as Producer. | Production |
Savage Steve Holland as Director. He was 29 (now 65) years old | Directing |
James Herbert as Producer. He was 46 (69) years old when He died | Production |