it²i² 18 years old

It thinks, therefore it is... and we can't turn it off!

Scientists have been working on creating Artificial Intelligence, knowing that there are approximately 50 billion synaptic connections between neurons in the average human brain. They have failed, and during the timespan, many millions of computers have linked up together over the internet. In March, the fifty billionth computer went online, which was Robert Llewellyn's new Macintosh computer. All the interlinked computers begin reaching the complexity of a human brain. Then, the monstrously obese computer programmer John Silverstine noticed the link up. He called it "it²i²", for, following as René Descartes stated, "I think, therefore, I am." So it²i² agrees, "It thinks, therefore, it is." Robert Llewellyn was making a documentary for the BBC about geek culture, when he became aware of this.

Credits

it²i² Cast

Name Character
Lisa Rogers She was 34, now 53 years old as Kirsten Google
Trevor Stuart as Dr. Trevor Stuart
Tony Hawks He was 45, now 64 years old as Head of Oftelcomnetcomwebnetwatch
Helen Statman as Nurse
Robert Llewellyn He was 50, now 68 years old as Robert Llewellyn / John Silverstine
Kevin Warwick He was 52, now 70 years old as Himself
Ed Clarke as The Mysterious Nerd
Maria McErlane She was 48, now 67 years old as Maria Leghorn

it²i² Crew

Name Department
Robert Llewellyn as Director. He was 50 (now 68) years old Directing
Robert Llewellyn as Writer. He was 50 (now 68) years old Writing
it²i² (18 years)

It thinks, therefore it is... and we can't turn it off!

  • Release day: Thursday, March 30, 2006
  • Runtime: 43 minutes
  • Budget: 9000.00