Santa with Muscles 28 years old
He's arrived in the St. Nick of time!
Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.
Credits
Santa with Muscles Cast
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Mila Kunis She was 13, now 41 years old | as Sarah |
| Brian J. Williams | as Cop With Bazooka |
| Don Stark He was 42, now 70 years old | as Lenny |
| Hulk Hogan He was 43, now 71 years old | as Blake |
| Clint Howard He was 37, now 65 years old | as Hinkley |
| Garrett Morris He was 59, now 87 years old | as Clayton |
| Ed Begley, Jr. He was 47, now 75 years old | as Ebner Frost |
| Robin Curtis She was 40, now 68 years old | as Leslie |
| Jennifer Paz She was 22, now 50 years old | as Helen Chu |
| Adam Wylie He was 12, now 40 years old | as Taylor |
Santa with Muscles Crew
| Name | Department |
|---|---|
| John Murlowski as Director. He was 43 (now 71) years old | Directing |
Santa with Muscles (28 years)
He's arrived in the St. Nick of time!
- Release day: Friday, November 08, 1996
- Runtime: 93 minutes