Self Helpless 13 years old
Bad Friends, Worse Advice
Simon, John Candy, Felix, and The Drake are assholes. They are stupid, scheming, self-regarding dudes who are convinced of their own greatness. They are also convinced that they can fix their pathetic lives with self-help books. Unfortunately for the guys, self-help is not moron-proof. The foursome's idiotic attempts at bettering themselves lead to lost jobs, poorly timed acid trips, and incarceration. Due to a gross mistranslation of a Mexican website, the guys become convinced that they must travel to Mexico to find an all-knowing guru named Don Rodrigo. On the road to enlightenment the group runs into drugs, guns, gangsters, hot Mexican babes and lots of tequila.
Credits
Self Helpless Cast
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Jaime Del Aguila | as Juan |
| Devin the Dude He was 41, now 54 years old | as The Dude |
| Ellen J. Pilch | as Diner Waitress |
| Adam Jaroszewski He was 135, 44 years old when he died | as Felix |
| Michael Long | as Jim Johnson |
| Andrick Deppmeyer | as The Drake |
| Kylie Clay | as Vanessa |
| Abel Gonzalez | as Armando |
| Conor Long | as Jerry |
| Patrick Cassidy He was 49, now 62 years old | as John Candy |
| Alberto Gutierrez | as Don Rodrigo |
| Patrick Simone | as Simon |
Self Helpless Crew
| Name | Department |
|---|---|
| Patrick Simone as Director. | Directing |
| Patrick Simone as Writer. | Writing |
| Patrick Cassidy as Director. He was 49 (now 62) years old | Directing |
| Patrick Cassidy as Writer. He was 49 (now 62) years old | Writing |
| Andrick Deppmeyer as Director. | Directing |
| Andrick Deppmeyer as Writer. | Writing |
| Adam Jaroszewski as Director. He was 135 (44) years old when He died | Directing |
| Adam Jaroszewski as Writer. He was 135 (44) years old when He died | Writing |
Self Helpless (13 years)
Bad Friends, Worse Advice
- Release day: Wednesday, August 10, 2011
- Runtime: 128 minutes