Self Helpless 13 years old

Bad Friends, Worse Advice

Simon, John Candy, Felix, and The Drake are assholes. They are stupid, scheming, self-regarding dudes who are convinced of their own greatness. They are also convinced that they can fix their pathetic lives with self-help books. Unfortunately for the guys, self-help is not moron-proof. The foursome's idiotic attempts at bettering themselves lead to lost jobs, poorly timed acid trips, and incarceration. Due to a gross mistranslation of a Mexican website, the guys become convinced that they must travel to Mexico to find an all-knowing guru named Don Rodrigo. On the road to enlightenment the group runs into drugs, guns, gangsters, hot Mexican babes and lots of tequila.

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Self Helpless Cast

Name Character
Devin the Dude He was 41, now 54 years old as The Dude
Ellen J. Pilch as Diner Waitress
Jaime Del Aguila as Juan
Adam Jaroszewski He was 135, 44 years old when he died as Felix
Michael Long as Jim Johnson
Andrick Deppmeyer as The Drake
Kylie Clay as Vanessa
Patrick Cassidy He was 49, now 62 years old as John Candy
Alberto Gutierrez as Don Rodrigo
Patrick Simone as Simon
Abel Gonzalez as Armando
Conor Long as Jerry

Self Helpless Crew

Name Department
Patrick Simone as Director. Directing
Patrick Simone as Writer. Writing
Patrick Cassidy as Director. He was 49 (now 62) years old Directing
Patrick Cassidy as Writer. He was 49 (now 62) years old Writing
Andrick Deppmeyer as Director. Directing
Andrick Deppmeyer as Writer. Writing
Adam Jaroszewski as Director. He was 135 (44) years old when He died Directing
Adam Jaroszewski as Writer. He was 135 (44) years old when He died Writing
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Self Helpless (13 years)

Bad Friends, Worse Advice

  • Release day: Wednesday, August 10, 2011
  • Runtime: 128 minutes