The Baby Juice Express 20 years old

One false move and the sperm gets it!

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

Credits

The Baby Juice Express Cast

Name Character
Ruth Jones She was 37, now 58 years old as Gladys
Paterson Joseph He was 39, now 60 years old as Sean Boetang
Nick Moran He was 34, now 55 years old as Des
Lisa Faulkner She was 32, now 52 years old as Lauren
Nick Brimble He was 59, now 80 years old as Krakowski
Phil Davis He was 50, now 71 years old as Frank O'Reilly
Samantha Womack She was 31, now 52 years old as Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
Terry Stone He was 33, now 53 years old as Repro Man
Angela Douglas She was 63, now 84 years old as Celestia
Julian Clary He was 44, now 65 years old as Jason
Steve Speirs He was 39, now 59 years old as Mystery Man
Stephen Marcus He was 41, now 62 years old as Lenny Von Something
Joe Bugner He was 54, now 74 years old as Palooka
Badi Uzzaman He was 65, 72 years old when he died as Singh
Hugh Fraser He was 53, 43 years old when he died as Arthur Burnett CBE
David Cardy as Goldberg
Howard Lew Lewis He was 62, 76 years old when he died as Kent
Gary Tiplady as Burke

The Baby Juice Express Crew

Name Department
Nick Moran as Writer. He was 34 (now 55) years old Writing
The Baby Juice Express (20 years)

One false move and the sperm gets it!

  • Release day: Monday, April 19, 2004
  • Runtime: 85 minutes
  • Budget: 2.00