The Baby Juice Express 20 years old
One false move and the sperm gets it!
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
Credits
The Baby Juice Express Cast
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Ruth Jones She was 37, now 58 years old | as Gladys |
| Paterson Joseph He was 39, now 60 years old | as Sean Boetang |
| Nick Moran He was 34, now 54 years old | as Des |
| Lisa Faulkner She was 32, now 52 years old | as Lauren |
| Nick Brimble He was 59, now 80 years old | as Krakowski |
| Phil Davis He was 50, now 71 years old | as Frank O'Reilly |
| Samantha Womack She was 31, now 52 years old | as Trixie (as Samantha Janus) |
| Terry Stone He was 33, now 53 years old | as Repro Man |
| Angela Douglas She was 63, now 84 years old | as Celestia |
| Julian Clary He was 44, now 65 years old | as Jason |
| Steve Speirs He was 39, now 59 years old | as Mystery Man |
| Stephen Marcus He was 41, now 62 years old | as Lenny Von Something |
| Joe Bugner He was 54, now 74 years old | as Palooka |
| Badi Uzzaman He was 65, 72 years old when he died | as Singh |
| Hugh Fraser He was 53, 43 years old when he died | as Arthur Burnett CBE |
| Gary Tiplady | as Burke |
| David Cardy | as Goldberg |
| Howard Lew Lewis He was 62, 76 years old when he died | as Kent |
The Baby Juice Express Crew
| Name | Department |
|---|---|
| Nick Moran as Writer. He was 34 (now 54) years old | Writing |
The Baby Juice Express (20 years)
One false move and the sperm gets it!
- Release day: Monday, April 19, 2004
- Runtime: 85 minutes
- Budget: 2.00