The Sexpert 52 years old

Can any man be a great lover? Does every man possess a "special something that makes him irresistible to women?" That’s the question answered in this crackpot flick from the depths of ’70s Soft-X Smut as it follows the unlikeliest candidate for super-stud the world has ever seen: Finster Fahrquart, The Sexpert. Finster doesn’t know the first thing about seducing and satisfying a woman and, instead, mugs and pratfalls his way through a series of sexual episodes involving a titty bar, a computer date with a blonde bombshell, a hayseed honey, a lonely virgin in the park, a married woman in a grocery store, three massage parlor girls, and even an orgy complete with shag rugs, body painting, reefer, and snakes. Each encounter plays like an old stag joke and Finster, like the silent-screen comedian he’s imitating, never utters a word.

Credits

The Sexpert Cast

Name Character
Marvin Miller He was 58, 99 years old when he died as Michael Anthony
Steve Vinovich He was 27, now 79 years old as Brain Surgeon
Rene Bond She was 21, 45 years old when she died as Dessert Girl
Jaime Lyn Bauer She was 22, now 75 years old as Farmer's Daughter
Margie Lanier as Massage Girl #1
Sandy Carey as Party Girl in Hat
Antoinette Maynard as Massage Girl #2
Stan Ross He was 45, now 98 years old as The Sexpert
Ric Lutze as Dessert Guy
Jeane Manson She was 21, now 74 years old as (as Jean Manson)
Lois Mitchell She was 32, now 85 years old as Limo Girl #2

The Sexpert Crew

Name Department
Alan Roberts as Director. He was 25 (69) years old when He died Directing
Michael Evets as Writer. Writing
The Sexpert poster
The Sexpert (52 years)

  • Release day: Tuesday, February 01, 1972
  • Runtime: 61 minutes