The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.
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What a Mess! Cast
| Name |
Character |
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Inna Churikova
She was 52, now 81 years old
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as Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova |
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Leonid Kuravlyov
He was 59, now 88 years old
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as USA ambassador |
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Igor Ugolnikov
He was 32, now 62 years old
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as Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich |
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Oleg Tabakov
He was 60, 82 years old when he died
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as Sukhodrishchev |
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Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
He was 46, now 75 years old
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as Ambassador's bodyguard |
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Boris Smorchkov
He was 51, 63 years old when he died
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as General |
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Pyotr Merkuryev
He was 52, 67 years old when he died
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as Meloman |
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Mikhail Kokshenov
He was 58, now 88 years old
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as Ambassador's bodyguard |
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Sergey Batalov
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as Detective |
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Aleksei Buldakov
He was 44, 68 years old when he died
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Nonna Mordyukova
She was 69, 82 years old when she died
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as Registry Office Worker |
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Lyubov Polishchuk
She was 46, 57 years old when she died
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as Jennifer, Ambassador's wife |
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Vera Alentova
She was 53, now 82 years old
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as Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow |
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Vladimir Menshov
He was 56, now 85 years old
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as Russian President / Commentator on TV |
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Valeriy Garkalin
He was 41, now 70 years old
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as Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow |
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Lev Borisov
He was 61, 77 years old when he died
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as Mafiosi |
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Sergei Artsybashev
He was 44, 63 years old when he died
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as Registry Office Worker |
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Viktor Gajnov
He was 57, 70 years old when he died
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as Kvazimodo |
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Irina Apeksimova
She was 29, now 58 years old
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as Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory |
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Anatoliy Kuznetsov
He was 67, 85 years old when he died
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as Father |
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Yevgeni Vesnik
He was 72, 86 years old when he died
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as Doctor |
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Valeriy Nikolaev
He was 30, now 59 years old
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as Step performer |
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Vsevolod Sanayev
He was 83, 83 years old when he died
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Yuriy Chernov
He was 46, now 75 years old
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as Suitcase carrier |
What a Mess! Crew
