You Don't Mess with the Zohan 16 years old
Lather. Rinse. Save the world.
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Credits
You Don't Mess with the Zohan Cast
Name | Character |
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Dave Matthews He was 41, now 57 years old | as James |
Kevin Nealon He was 54, now 71 years old | as Kevin |
Ido Mosseri He was 30, now 46 years old | as Oori |
Shelley Berman He was 83, 92 years old when he died | as Zohan's Father |
Emmanuelle Chriqui She was 32, now 48 years old | as Dalia |
Bruce Vilanch He was 59, now 75 years old | as Bruce Vilanch |
Adam Sandler He was 41, now 58 years old | as Zohan |
Rob Schneider He was 44, now 61 years old | as Salim |
John Turturro He was 51, now 67 years old | as The Phantom |
Kevin Cannon He was 29, now 45 years old | as Times Square Crazy Man |
Ori Pfeffer He was 32, now 49 years old | as Second Commander |
Chris Rock He was 43, now 59 years old | as Taxi Driver |
Dennis Dugan He was 61, now 78 years old | as Homeless Guy |
Henry Winkler He was 62, now 79 years old | as Limousine Passenger |
Moran Atias She was 27, now 43 years old | as Eti |
Kathleen Noone She was 63, now 79 years old | as Second Woman in Cab |
Mariah Carey She was 39, now 55 years old | as Mariah Carey |
Charlotte Rae She was 82, 92 years old when she died | as Mrs. Greenhouse |
Nick Swardson He was 31, now 48 years old | as Michael |
Anna Berger She was 85, 91 years old when she died | as Older Lady in Salon |
Lainie Kazan She was 68, now 84 years old | as Gail |
Danny A. Abeckaser He was 36, now 53 years old | as Ze'ev |
Leslie Garza | as Disco Hip Girl |
Eloise DeJoria She was 51, now 67 years old | as Blonde at Salon |
Alec Mapa He was 42, now 59 years old | as Claude |
Kevin James He was 43, 24 years old when he died | as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge |
Holly Weber She was 23, now 40 years old | as Girlfriend |
Sid Ganis He was 68, now 84 years old | as Doctor |
Guri Weinberg He was 35, now 52 years old | as Aharon |
Saye Yabandeh | as Girlfriend |
Mike Batayeh | as Fry Cook |
Helen Siff | as Mrs. Skitzer |
Anne Marie Howard She was 48, now 64 years old | as Reporter |
Daoud Heidami | as Nasi |
Mark Kubr | as Criminal #3 |
Deborah Rombaut | as Snooty French Girl at the Club |
Reuven Bar-Yotam He was 72, now 88 years old | as Levi |
Mark Winn He was 397, 88 years old when he died | as News Cameraman |
Christopher Innvar | as Angry Tall Driver |
Shulie Cowen She was 39, now 55 years old | as Debbie |
Guy Oseary He was 35, now 52 years old | as Avi |
Dana Goodman She was 55, now 71 years old | as Mariah's Assistant |
Mousa Kraish He was 33, now 49 years old | as Bashir |
John McEnroe He was 49, now 65 years old | as Himself |
Rick Gifford | as Philip |
Vanessa Long She was 24, now 40 years old | as Catty Hairdresser |
Adria Tennor | as Kids' Salon Owner |
Ian Fisher | as Disco Merchant |
Marco Khan He was 8, now 24 years old | as Terrorist with Hand |
Robert Smigel He was 48, now 64 years old | as Yosi |
Betty Murphy She was 55, now 71 years old | as Mrs. Haines |
John Duerler | as Electronic Store Customer |
Barry Livingston He was 54, now 70 years old | as Gray Kleibolt |
Ahmed Ahmed He was 37, now 54 years old | as Waleed |
Dina Doron She was 8, now 24 years old | as Zohan's Mother |
Rock Kohli | as Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech |
Bunny Levine She was 79, now 95 years old | as Older Lady in Salon |
Michael Buffer He was 63, now 80 years old | as Walbridge |
Ray Garvey He was 65, 58 years old when he died | as Truck Driver |
Kevin Grady He was 21, now 38 years old | as Coleman |
Todd Holland He was 46, now 62 years old | as Fred |
Tyler Spindel | as Doorman |
Barbara Jean Barrielle | as Cheerleader |
Carol Schlanger | as Older Lady in Salon |
Anthony Martins | as Arab #3 |
Susan Grace She was 59, now 75 years old | as Older Lady in Salon |
Rachael Murphy | as Girl in Club |
John Farley He was 39, now 56 years old | as Tom |
Anna Garcia Williams | as Phantom's Wife |
Phoebe Dorin She was 67, now 84 years old | as Older Lady in Salon |
Edmund Lyndeck He was 82, 90 years old when he died | as Pharmacist |
Riley Thomas Stewart He was 5, now 22 years old | as Little Boy #2 |
Jessica Mei Gershen | as Girl in Club |
Blake Bertrand | as Little Boy |
Sayed Badreya He was 51, now 67 years old | as Hamdi |
Chris Spinelli | as Angry Palestinian |
You Don't Mess with the Zohan Crew
Name | Department |
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Ronald R. Reiss as Set Decoration. He was 31 (now 47) years old | Art |
Rupert Gregson-Williams as Original Music Composer. He was 42 (now 58) years old | Sound |
Aldric La'Auli Porter as Associate Producer. | Production |
Sarah Finn as Casting. | Production |
Robert Fechtman as Set Designer. | Art |
Randi Hiller as Casting. | Production |
Jack Giarraputo as Producer. He was 8 (now 24) years old | Production |
Ellen Lutter as Costume Design. | Costume & Make-Up |
Daryl Kass as Unit Production Manager. | Production |
Alan Au as Art Direction. | Art |
Michael Barrett as Director of Photography. He was 38 (now 54) years old | Camera |
Robert Smigel as Executive Producer. He was 48 (now 64) years old | Production |
Robert Smigel as Screenplay. He was 48 (now 64) years old | Writing |
Barry Bernardi as Executive Producer. | Production |
Dennis Dugan as Director. He was 61 (now 78) years old | Directing |
Judd Apatow as Screenplay. He was 40 (now 56) years old | Writing |
Adam Brightman as Production Supervisor. | Production |
Kevin Grady as Co-Producer. He was 21 (now 38) years old | Production |
John Collins as Art Direction. He was 40 (now 56) years old | Art |
Tamara Hunter as Casting Associate. | Production |