The Onion Movie 16 years old
America's Finest News Source.
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Credits
The Onion Movie Cast
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Daniel Dae Kim He was 39, now 56 years old | as Ivy Leaguer |
| Steven Seagal He was 56, now 72 years old | as Cock Puncher |
| Don McManus He was 48, now 65 years old | as Dennis McCormick |
| Brendan Fletcher He was 26, now 43 years old | as White Black Guy Tim |
| Len Cariou He was 68, now 85 years old | as Norm Archer |
| Meredith Baxter She was 60, now 77 years old | as Cooking Show Chef |
| Rodney Dangerfield He was 86, 82 years old when he died | as Rodney Dangerfield |
| Larissa Laskin She was 55, now 71 years old | as Dana Dobbs |
| Jed Rees He was 38, now 54 years old | as Wizard Proteus |
| Ken Takemoto | as Sensei |
| Ahmed Ahmed He was 37, now 54 years old | as Ahmed |
| Michael Bolton He was 55, now 71 years old | as Michael Bolton |
The Onion Movie Crew
| Name | Department |
|---|---|
| Gil Netter as Producer. He was 8 (now 24) years old | Production |
| David Miner as Producer. He was 38 (now 55) years old | Production |
| Robert D. Siegel as Writer. He was 36 (now 53) years old | Writing |
| Todd Hanson as Writer. He was 8 (now 24) years old | Writing |
| Tom Kuntz as Director. He was 35 (now 52) years old | Directing |
The Onion Movie (16 years)
America's Finest News Source.
- Release day: Saturday, May 31, 2008
- Runtime: 80 minutes